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Cupid!

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Before Victoria's Secret!

Before Viagra!

Before Cialis!

Before Levitra!

There was Cupid!!!

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Once, all the world had was the infamous imp with the funny little wings.  With some mischief in mind, he went out into the world and took a bow and his special arrows tipped with a pinch of pixie dust, some fairy dust, a little charm, and a few sweet nothings.  He had no drugs, no purple little pills . . . or any underwear!

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Yet, when stricken by one of his bolts, you were under his spell!

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And if "IT" . . . (his spell, of course) . . . lasted longer than four hours, you didn't have to CALL A DOCTOR!, you were . . .

 

In Love!!!



 

Witness the POWER OF CUPID in the testimony of the HUNDREDS of pages of nearly 40,000 Harrisonians who were under the influence of the ONE & ONLY . . .

 

Cupid!

 


WARNINGS!CUPID IS NOT AVAILABLE AT YOUR LOCAL PHARMACY, GROCERY STORE, IN LOCKER ROOMS, OR FOR TOGA PARTIES OR BAR MITZVAHS.  FREELY AVAILABLE IN CANADA, BUT NOT NECESSARILY FREE IN ALL THE UNITED STATES AS THE FDA RESTRICTS THE IMPORTATION OF PIXIE DUST.  ALSO, THE DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY HAS PLACED ALL ROMAN GODS BEARING BOWS AND ARROWS ON THEIR WATCH LIST.  DOSAGE: DOSAGES VARY AND CAN BE ADMINISTERED AT ANY AGE, WITHOUT KNOWLEDGE OR FOREWARNING.  PARTICULARLY EFFECTIVE AT BEDTIME.  DIRECTIONS:  WORKS BEST WHEN GIVEN WITH GOOD FOOD, WHITE WINE, CANDLELIGHT, AND YOUR CHOICE OF A LITTLE MUSIC BY FRANK SINATRA, BARRY MANILOW, OR TOM JONES.  SYMPTOMS:  LOVE-AT-FIRST-SIGHT, BLIND LOVE, MAD LOVE, RECKLESS LOVE, LOVE AFFAIRS, LOVE TRIANGLES, ROMANTIC INTERLUDES, DATING, ENGAGEMENTS, ELOPEMENTS, MARRIAGE, AND SEX, NOT NECESSARILY IN THAT ORDER.  SIDE EFFECTS: MOST SIDE EFFECTS DISSIPATE OVER TIME, HOWEVER, SOME, SUCH AS CHILDREN, WILL PERSIST.  WARNINGS: IF PREGNANT OR BREAST FEEDING, GENEROUS DOSAGES OF MOTHERLY LOVE ARE TO BE ADMINISTERED.  IN THE CASE OF DIVORCE, HIDE YOUR MONEY AND CALL A DIVORCE LAWYER.  ACTIVE INGREDIENTS:  PIXIE DUST (50%), FAIRY DUST (40%) WITH A LITTLE CHARM (10%).  INACTIVE INGREDIENTS:  SWEET NOTHINGS.